THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?:
The mirror
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
The ever so useful lance! *been playing too much mh*
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
Hell no
4. How about of the same sex?:
Hell yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?:
The Angry lady at the cafeteria *inside joke*
6. What is your pet peeve?:
Pedestrians
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?:
They're meant to be free

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?:
Exercise
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
2pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Don't contact anybody
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
The dog did it
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?:
Yes a lot when I was little we would mute it and make up what they were saying
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
Last night in the bed ;D
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
Alarm clock?

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?:
Monstaaaaaar
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
White meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
>.>
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20 yrs old
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?:
Yes: Mother Nature's Metabolism Inc
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
I'm underweight does that count?
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
I prefer scooby snacks
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?:
Yes

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
2
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
2
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
No I don't swing that way
4. Have you done it?:
I've never met It so no.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
Gender of choice: female Body Part: Eyes
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
Nope
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?:
No

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?:
Proudly 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?:
7-11
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:
Buy an island
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
Rich; screw the famous
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
Hell yes, I'll just have fun after work
6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
It was a dare I swear!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:
0, Radio ftw

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?:
I started the Institute of Misunderstood and Evil Persons
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?:
stayed in school
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?:
have a family
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:
yes
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
YES
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?:
Woke up before my girlfriend

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
Nothing! Mwahahaha
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?:
no one
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
God
4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
No
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
nope
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
ESP powers
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?:
pride


THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?:
Flying Speghetti Monster cult
2. What religion were you raised as?:
Buddhism
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?:
Whichever gets the person to forgive works for me
4. Do you have your own commandments?:
"treat others as you want to be treated" works for me
5. What was the last promise you broke?:
To not get angry
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?:
yes
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?:
yes, perfection comes from accepting the imperfects

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?:
No... I didn't get that world domination starter kit
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?:
Money, health and a happy family
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?:
No
4. Freedom or fate?
Freedom
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?:
no
6. Do you gamble?:
yes
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?:
come again?

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?:
my own
2. What causes have you given money or time to?:
myself
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?:
no
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?:
hell no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?:
sometimes
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?:
yes
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?:
let them live in my house

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?:
losing my girlfriend
2. What did you do today that was really brave?:
stopped a bank robbery
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?:
superman, cuz he's still awesome even if he's nerfed
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?:
of course
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?:
Gold please
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?:
no
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
leader

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?:
no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?:
find some way out of it
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?:
sure
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?:
abortion
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?:
hell no, and look at what he did to the country
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?:
nothing
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?:
yes for extra credit

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?:
anything that wasnt for myself or my girlfriend
2. Do you collect anything?:
gundam models
3. Are you addicted to anything?:
my girlfriend
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?:
no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?:
advance
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?:
nothing
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?:
sometimes

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?:
wikipedia
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?:
no
3. Do you take advice when it's given?:
sometimes
4. What area are you wisest in?:
computers and games
5. Do you drive defensively?:
you can drive defensively!?
6. What did you learn today?:
my friend has jury duty today
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?:
justice
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